We’ve all been there. We’ve all read the marketing blurb for a shiny new plant variety, and decided that we had to have it. We may have been good, and waited for a few days, to be sure that we really had to have it, but we’ve all paid money for brand new plant varieties for the garden. And then we find out that they don’t quite live up to the hype. You don’t hear about ‘early adopters’ outside of the tech world, really, but that’s exactly what we are, and a certain amount of disappointment is inevitable.
This year Suttons made a big splash about their new dwarf mulberry – Charlotte Russe. It wasn’t just that it’s a much smaller tree than traditional mulberries, and so will grow in smaller gardens, and be happy in a pot. It was also that it is a prolific fruiter, fruiting young and fruiting often, so a plant bought this spring would crop this summer. I’ve never tasted mulberries, and my existing mulberry tree is young and has yet to flower and fruit, and so I took the plunge and ordered myself a Charlotte Russe.
And it arrived, and it was tiny and it was beautiful. I gave it plenty of TLC indoors, and it started to flower. The flowers are weird and wonderful things, and when the fruits started to form I was all giddy with excitement. I decided it was time to harden it off outdoors, and… disaster struck. It started to lose all its leaves and I thought it was dying. I brought it back inside for more TLC, but that didn’t help.
I sent pictures of my sad plant to Suttons, and I received a reply that I imagine came from some crochety old bloke in the horticultural team who doesn’t like doing customer service:
All of these potential mulberries had to be removed
It was unbelievably painful to remove all of the forming fruits (not to mention sticky), but I dutifully did so. Whether or not the plant survived, my hopes of mulberries this season were well and truly dashed. And then I read about Beryl’s disappointment with her harvest, and the rose-tinted glasses well and truly fell off.
In the meantime, the plant has won RHS Chelsea Plant of the Year 2017. Suttons had the exclusive to begin with, but now Wyevale are going to be selling it, too, with the terrible name ‘Mojo Berry’. It has just won a silver award for them at the New Plant Awards at the Horticultural Trades Association (HTA) National Plant Show.
My plant has survived, and grown new leaves and even some more flowers. Whether they will develop into fruit is anyone’s guess, but the plant is healthy enough for the moment, and living outside in a shady spot so it has survived even the recent heatwave. I’ll have to wait until next year to give my final verdict on whether it’s a really a good option for a small garden, or if the hype is too good to be true. Suttons’ initial offering of the plant rapidly sold out, but if you want to try it for yourself, you can order now for delivery in September.
Did you splurge on a Charlotte Russe? How do you feel about it now?