There has been another engagement in Operation Bramble. At 1000 hours today our forces attacked the bramble army in one of their more recently acquired strongholds. It quickly became apparent that the bramble army had been developing WMD (Weeds of Mass Destruction) in secret, but our superior technology (secateurs) made short work of their new armaments.
One particularly aggressive bramble commando unit had made a break for the border and climbed several feet under cover of next door’s hedge. However, they were cut off and overwhelmed by our superior force (I pulled).
In the face of strenuous opposition from the bramble forces, and worsening weather conditions, our forces pulled back to HQ at 1100. This encounter is considered to be a complete success as there were very few casualties (only one thorn penetrated our armor).
Operation Bramble continues….